{"product_id":"how-to-time-your-sewing-machine-and-make-sure-your-wife-will-stay-with-you-forever-paperback","title":"How To Time your Sewing Machine: And Make Sure Your Wife Will Stay With You Forever! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMike Riley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Sewing Machine is a woman's pride and joy. No one knows why. It just is. Except when it is missing stitches, breaking needles and making a knot that no sword could ever cut. The person who is able to time a sewing machine, to make it work again, will never go hungry or lack female companionship. It is a woman's belief that she can sew, its in her genes. But it is also in this book. No machine can work well without being in tune, without being timed. Just like a car, they have to be, or it is agony to hear the machine in pain. Get her timed, mate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMike Riley, in between writing books and sailing the oceans, has been a penguin breeder, a long line fisherman, a car ferry captain, a whale hunter, an industrial spy, a dolphin and sea lion collector, a microbiologist, and the CEO of Husband For Rent. He and his wife, Karen, live on their 41' ketch, Beau Soleil, and can be found anywhere there is blue water and a far horizon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 52\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.11 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 27, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55202508374307,"sku":"9780982824764","price":16.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/8279\/8371\/files\/SCtPdjd0MXFhaGh5VzdLY1k2bWJUQT09.webp?v=1780617935","url":"https:\/\/homeschoolbookbarn.com\/products\/how-to-time-your-sewing-machine-and-make-sure-your-wife-will-stay-with-you-forever-paperback","provider":"Homeschool Book Barn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}